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The Outrageous 19th Joy of Golf

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£10.00 each

This book is a must for those who play, or at least try to play the great game of golf.

It is outrageously funny, slightly risqué, littered with innuendos - all based on the golf rules and regulations that we all hold so dear - plus golfing terminology and coaching tips that will be far too familiar to every golfer.

The Joy of Golf takes you from Tee to Green in the most outrageous fashion!

The Outrageous 19th feel that people take themselves and their passion for golf far too seriously – if you can’t laugh at yourself then be assured that someone else can do it for you. As ardent believers in equal opportunities we try and send up or offend all that play our revered game.

Based on the cult classic "Rude Golf for Beginners" The Outrageous 19th Joy of Golf is ideal for gifts, prizes - brilliant for golf days and societies or just to cheer up a bad round.

The Outrageous 19th Card & Print range

The Outrageous 19th have a range of 16 hilarious cards that can be used for any occasion All of the cards are titled with a golfing term and have a follow up joke inside. These high quality cards can also be framed, making an ideal gift or prize - lets face it where else can you get something worth mounting for a couple of quid!

Price £2.00 each or £28 a set of 16

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Individual Cards

Balls In Motion

STIFF COMPETITION
It can be very frustrating watching another player making his shot, but the rule of not interfering while balls are in motion still applies.

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Excessive Strokes

DID YOU KNOW GOLF WAS FLOG BACKWARDS?
It is no coincidence that having a good backswing and a strong follow through are key elements of more than one sport.

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Founder Member

IN THE BEGINNING
Even the first hole was a temptation.

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Handicap

DOMINATING PLAY
Strict discipline in administering the handicap system can lead to a player/caddie bondage.

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Holding The Pole

HAND RELIEF
Offering to hold the pole to give your partner something to line up on, may actually stiffen up his action.

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Hookersgrip

A QUICK FLICK OF THE WRIST
Any old pro can straighten you out if you let her grasp the problem, a rigid stance and a good grip are key elements for a satisfying shot.

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Looseimpediments

NATURAL HAZARDS
Big Swingers often come undone on the fairway, this kind of loose action exposes your boobs for all to see.

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Playing Away

DIVINE INTERVENTION
If you are thinking of playing a round instead of going to work, make sure your boss doesn’t catch you.

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Seeing The Ball

DISPLAYING YOUR EQUIPMENT
Letting your partner inspect your shaft and balls may reassure them, on the other hand small pegs are probably best kept as a surprise.

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Silced ball

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL
A lack of concentration at the address can lead you to drop a goolie.

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P Safteyplay

MAXIMUM COVERAGE
The use of an oversized rubber on a big shaft is always wise.

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Lining Up The Putt

VIEWING THE LINE OF ENTRY
It is important before sinking your putt to focus on the back of the hole and keep your eye on the lip.

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Unplayable Ball

BRINGING UP THE REAR
Taking too much time on the green can lead to a blockage behind you.

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Winter Rules

PREVENTION IS BETTER
It is wise to use an all-weather cover rather than leaving your head exposed.

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Gamesmanship

FOURSOMES
Some players find the slightest distraction too much to handle.

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Care Of Equipment

RAW SWINGERS
Novices may not see the need to protect their equipment, but most old pros know excessive exposure may affect the delicate feel for the game and that’s just tuff titty!

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